craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

via  lonniedos  (originally  clambistro)
2 months ago on 2 August 2014 ~ 12:30pm 325,598 notes
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2 months ago on 2 August 2014 ~ 12:28pm 586 notes
awwww-cute:

It’s My First Birfday!

awwww-cute:

It’s My First Birfday!

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2 months ago on 2 August 2014 ~ 12:28pm 1,124 notes
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2 months ago on 2 August 2014 ~ 12:27pm 496,125 notes

succeeding-at-failing:

a-brand-new-name:

I am so sick of my fucking job and this summer.

I miss both of my jobs but I’m wasting the summer on a college education

I’m sick of all the drama and bullshit

via  succeeding-at-failing  (originally  a-brand-new-name)
3 months ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 1:11am 3 notes
quotelounge:

Good Vibes HERE
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3 months ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 4:26am 7,440 notes
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3 months ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 4:25am 510 notes

Four years after the war, Ginny and Harry were finally getting married. In a frenzy, Molly began barking out orders to everyone. Without thinking, she turned to George and said “Fred go find your sister and make sure she gets dressed!” Realizing her mistake, she fell into the nearest chair and began to sob. George hugged his mother tight, and his only words were, “Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother?” in a soft voice.

peteswench:

harrypotterfan1999:

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WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT GO SIT IN THE CORNER

3 months ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 3:15am 30,168 notes

style-fad:

my 6 year old brother has been crying for the past 20 minutes because my parents didn’t invite him to their wedding 19 years ago

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3 months ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 3:11am 425,832 notes
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3 months ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 3:08am 251,162 notes
itsonlyyforever:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

well now I just feel like painting Hero

itsonlyyforever:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

well now I just feel like painting Hero

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3 months ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 3:03am 167,525 notes
I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.
~ Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)
3 months ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 3:01am 196,665 notes
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3 months ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 3:01am 359,058 notes
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3 months ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 2:57am 10,039 notes
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3 months ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 2:57am 51,698 notes