craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

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1 month ago on 2 August 2014 ~ 12:30pm 322,533 notes
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1 month ago on 2 August 2014 ~ 12:28pm 559 notes
awwww-cute:

It’s My First Birfday!

awwww-cute:

It’s My First Birfday!

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1 month ago on 2 August 2014 ~ 12:28pm 1,121 notes
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1 month ago on 2 August 2014 ~ 12:27pm 433,483 notes

succeeding-at-failing:

a-brand-new-name:

I am so sick of my fucking job and this summer.

I miss both of my jobs but I’m wasting the summer on a college education

I’m sick of all the drama and bullshit

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1 month ago on 24 July 2014 ~ 1:11am 3 notes
quotelounge:

Good Vibes HERE
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1 month ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 4:26am 6,228 notes
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1 month ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 4:25am 509 notes

Four years after the war, Ginny and Harry were finally getting married. In a frenzy, Molly began barking out orders to everyone. Without thinking, she turned to George and said “Fred go find your sister and make sure she gets dressed!” Realizing her mistake, she fell into the nearest chair and began to sob. George hugged his mother tight, and his only words were, “Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother?” in a soft voice.

peteswench:

harrypotterfan1999:

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WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT GO SIT IN THE CORNER

1 month ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 3:15am 29,469 notes

style-fad:

my 6 year old brother has been crying for the past 20 minutes because my parents didn’t invite him to their wedding 19 years ago

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1 month ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 3:11am 421,135 notes
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1 month ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 3:08am 242,321 notes
itsonlyyforever:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

well now I just feel like painting Hero

itsonlyyforever:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

well now I just feel like painting Hero

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1 month ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 3:03am 78,479 notes
I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.
~ Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)
1 month ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 3:01am 154,944 notes
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1 month ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 3:01am 278,974 notes
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1 month ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 2:57am 9,920 notes
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1 month ago on 23 July 2014 ~ 2:57am 50,331 notes